mobile sms jokes

1-I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others

2-He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory

3-Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own

4-Your mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.

5-The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Mobile Sms Jokes

6-Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.

7-If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

8-Get a new car for your spouse; it'll be a great trade

9-Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

10-You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.